Ubi Sunt Lament for the Eccentric Museums of My Childhood
Orphaned oddments crammed
in university base-
ments, in corridors
of state capitols,
identified by jaundiced
index cards, I think
about you now—where
have the curators of new
collections stashed you?—
a clutch of geodes
cracked like dragon eggs in mid-
metamorphosis,
coins trite from dead hands,
the two-headed calf floating
in amniotics
of formaldehyde.
Where is Doc Holiday’s old
dentist chair? the lone
token mummy, sans
sarcophagus, all unrav-
elling bandages?
(On dares, we looked up
his double-barrelled nose at
cocked eternity.)
Is he under wraps
now, x-rayed, with a puffed-up
provenance, rewound,
educational?
Curators, where are the lost
curiosities,
stranded at random
on Time’s littered littoral?
Why, we used to muse,
did this thing, not that,
survive its gone moment—how
are they filed away?